No, that was purely my fuck-up, and if you refresh you should see a correction we’ve added since publication. I was so sure Draymond had free-agency coming this summer that I didn’t even bother double-checking it, which is suuuuuper fucking embarrassing.

You’re going to get flamed by all the Kinja Nusret Gokce’s in the comments...but I’m fine with this as a guide for someone that has absolutely no fucking idea how not to ruin a steak. You gota start somewhere.

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girl” and not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

Ah, so you’re one of those transphobic gay men. Wonderful. You got yours, so fuck the T. Nice.

That’s definitely not true.

Fuck your “Well actually” horseshit.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

You’re a bit confused there. Nixon is the only President to refuse lifetime Secret Service protection, and he did it in 1996.

Was his home vandalized with bombs?

Except that it was not, in fact, a bad call!!  As pointed out by many in these comments...

This is an honest question that really confused me yesterday while I was reading the multiple takes on this subject. Speaks, according to his own words, stopped the tackle because he thought Brady had already thrown the ball. If he had tackled Brady after the ball had clearly been thrown, wouldn’t that have been…

Breeland Speaks Says He Let Tom Brady Go Because He Was Afraid Of Being Penalized Wasn’t Watching The Ball Closely Enough

Cool story, bro. I guess in your world everybody is on the same piss cycle? Maybe you and yours are used to going hours without being allowed to use the bathroom? You’ve got some inside information about the temperature on this set?

Zdeno Chara is a hideous ogre, yet kind to pigeons, small children, and pretty much every human being who has ever met him. (Off the ice of course)

lmao you actually did it holy shit this is so embarrassing for you

again, i cant look at this until you put it on a van

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They’re pretty good now HamNo. Must this continue?