Opel Manta!  My first car!  1972!

Yes, I can hardly wait to tune in to the races to examine the driver’s helmets. 

Except for the boomers who kept themselves in shape who can still leap in and out of their 1997 GTI and my friend’s 912 .  So, stay in shape, kids.  Go hit the gym.  And, don’t call me Billy Bob.  /s

You know....if it came with a diesel.......

What do  you want?  A big single Wingnut?

Pffft....the reason it was in a movie FROM HOLLYWOOD, CA, is because we see this sort of stuff every day.

There is a sucker born every minute.  Seems we have more minutes available per hour these days.

We are all so proud of you.  Go find a copy of Strunk and White and protect yourself from future mistakes.

The tough coughed as he ploughed the dough.

“Behind the curve?” Not even anywhere on the curve. 

If I lose my can opener, I’ll starve to death.

Bologna biscuits are the south, Sir.

Haven’t watched many football games in the last couple of years, have you?

Everything about all sports on TV have the same bland sameness:  every baseball game looks the same on every station, every NASCAR race looks the same, every F1 race.  They do the same thing over and over and over.  Boogity boogity, turn it up!  Race ends?  Must show doughnuts.  Must show champagne spraying.  Drink…

Why would The Root ever quote the racist NY Post? They probably just ran this story to run the racist photo.

That is exactly what it is. Long Beach has modified many intersections with islands to change them into small traffic circles. This intersection was modified as part of the “bike boulevard” that runs nine miles from downtown to North Long Beach.

Banana?

Love Flightaware....but going direct to the Air Traffic Control System Command Center will get you a wealth of information, including all the “delay maps” or “Misery Maps” or whatever the scrapers call them.

No News will be good news.

You could call it the Unobtainia