I see the facial recognition software is working exactly as planned.

Welcome, Comrade. Hope everything is well as a troll working for the Internet Research Agency in St Petersburg, Russia.

Tanking makes good business sense.  The Dolphins ownership will make a few yachtfuls of money no matter what JV team they put out there.  Tanking for “better drafts” is a fig leaf over the ugly part:  We make money the old fashioned way.  We steal it from our fans.

I hear Pittsburgh wants to install a statue of Ben in front of the stadium, but they have to wait until it stops playing.

I should never comment at 4 am before I install filters.

Eric Trump joins the kinja group! You realize you got fried for “exposing” the Post last week for their offer to gather info on your crime family “secretly”.  How is everything in the West Wing?

Climbed the train?

Her head is really small.

Yeah, that lede is really something: a 65 word run on and on and on sentence.

I bet Antonio can find a helmet now.

Snow, meet flake.

Tomato is a borscht eater  from St Petersburg, Russia, a paid troll from the Internet Research Agency

The 57-year-old Air Force veteran’s disability check is reduced by $5 every month by an automatic donation to the Trump campaign.

Well, you would have problems too, if you had to play with a strained bootstrap.

I thought Michelle looked great. Anything is better than the spanx and heels look across the great sexist American media circus that women are forced to wear.

Probably from the Internet Research Agency, based in beautiful St Petersburg, Russia. Welcome, Comrade. A Troll from Olgino!

The question should be: will dismantling the police force save taxpayers of NYC the overwhelming cost (to the taxpayers) of police misconduct?

Whew, I feel better now.  I hate cilantro.

Sounds like a miracle solution!

I had been sober for about a year, went out with a woman a couple of times and my not drinking did not seem to be an issue.  We went to a nice place for dinner.  The wine/drink menu shows up, and the server hands it to me.  I handed it over to my date.  I could see it right then...that look in her eye that said....”he…