Said the Ticktockman! (God how good is Harlan Ellison?!)

The “egg” vendor has gone on record as saying they tried repeatedly to get someone to give them the order but they got no response until it was pretty much the last minute and then they were forced to scramble like hell to get whatever they could together.

Meanwhile on Good Earth: President Hilary’s first Easter is a perfectly-planned, if somewhat awkward and wooden, affair. Fox News calls it a disaster.

That dumbo octopus is cute and cuddly and I want one.

Americans riot in the streets when their team wins a championship. I’m not going to single out antifa protestors as something unusual and unAmerican when they’re fighting actual Klan members.

Hey, any Jezzies ever run a campaign office? I am working to update my small towns headquarters, local and national campaigns run out of the office in addition to regular county meetings. During the “facelift”we’d like to make sure the main space stays ‘classy’ (it’s currently not very appealing) while making it still…

I got lip injections last week. i was super nervous, but I’m so glad to have a top lip again! (It disappeared after I had my bite surgically corrected)

Master Poodler got weird about that at around the same age, though it had nothing to do with spirits (and it may not have anything to do with it now. When he went through his “afraid of monsters” phase, I used to go into his room and pretend that the were real, and evict them using a big cooking spoon and a big wire…

So this happened today...

Guuurl.

Oh my god, I played the hell out of that game when I was a kid. It’s kind of crazy it is still kicking.

I always thought I’d *want* a correctly ranked list, but now that it’s here I feel strangely adrift.

yes.

I disagree disrespectfully.

Yes, the DPRK would have had no idea we were considering a preemptive military strike, but fortunately for them, they checked Gizmodo and got the scoop.

Seriously, no need to panic over possible radiation poisoning if it’s an innocent beet.

I feel like, at this point, Twitter should shut itself down out of public necessity or some shit.

If this is the worst you can dig up then he’s more pristine than I would have guessed.

Please please please PLEASE pick on this douchenozzle some more.

He’s a piece of shit and his dad was a crooked shit. We may not get him next time but his neighbor Rep. Daryl Issa is gone.