I’m firmly in Camp “it’s creepy.” Just listen to how it says “...all of your shapessss.” But who am I to talk. I’m the one home on a Saturday night painting his little butt cheeks.

YOU GUYS I GOT A DOG. It has been a long time comin, this pup. And the most amazing thing of all is how supportive my partner is being. For the longest time he said he just wasn’t ready for a dog, but I guess the timing is just right. This dog is amazing. He is such a lump! Yayyyyy.

This probably belongs on Kotaku, but whatever- they don’t host a social. I’m a huge Mass Effect fan and was really looking forward to Andromeda. I’m now about five hours into it... and I don’t think I like it. I’m crushed. The user interface is awful, the character animation is crap, and the non-humanoid alien races…

You’re one of us!

I wish I could bump your post up to the top but I am a lowly gray.

I’ve noticed lately that Jezebel on Facebook has been reposting years old articles, and I FALL FOR IT EVERY DAMN TIME. I comment on something and then see that it’s three years old and just want to die. Uuuggghhh

Can I share my silly cat toy craft story? I saw a story about a kitten who loves to play with pom poms. I thought that’s so cute! So I made my cat a pom pom. We could be internet famous! I told him. He has zero interest in the pom pom.

I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO LONDON IN SEPTEMBER!!!!

I had a post-workout beer. It doesn’t count because I sweating.

More like Arkanignore. Am I right.

People like knowing about famous people’s mundane and slightly eccentric interests. One celebrity loves competitive Halo. Russell likes collecting Pokemon cards. Trump likes getting peed on by hookers.

Friend, there are more. Many more: 

I’m gonna guess that it belongs to an ex-Marine bear in San Diego

Not everything from Black Mirror was bad. It did let us know that heaven is a place on Earth.

Worst cat ever.

The is amazing, thank you! We’ll be heading to the area in a few weeks to start scouting housing, and I will definitely keep this in mind. I mentioned elsewhere in the thread, my husband will be working in Sorrento Valley (though not typical business hours, so rush-hour traffic is less of a concern) and I work from…

This is definitely true. But there’s always been a glut of shitty private attorneys who prey on vulnerable immigrant populations. The worst part is that they’re often members of the community themselves, which get them involved. When I was still doing direct representation, I would sometimes talk to clients who had…

Correct, I believe they have been genetically modified to perform round-up kicks to terrorists heads.

We had a similar exercise conducted at a hospital I worked at about 5 years ago. Our “trainer” was a knowledgeable, former FBI agent & just about the kindest man you could ever meet. The first thing he told us was, “you’re not Jack Bauer so stop pretending to be”. He said they’d get calls all the time about people…

That’s great to know, thanks!