Just don’t buy the Packbow. It looks ridiculously poorly-designed.

£1500000000000 this was the “do you even pubmed/do you even bow hunt” guy from 2013.

Splitting wood is fine and dandy but the real fun is in felling trees. One of the best weekends I’ve ever spent was in full protective gear and a diesel chainsaw, let loose on a small plantation. Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive but to be a lumberjack was very heaven. I wonder if I missed my true calling by…

No joke, I’ll be at work attending a racial equity workshop while eating pie purchased from a woman owned bakery.

All the comments here are like “but it’s raw!” “What do they do with the raw meat?” “They better cook that meat!”

The real question is; Why isn’t it a thing EVERYWHERE?

There are not enough stars.

Jesus impaling your leg on a Soulcycle.

I completely understand why someone wouldn’t call an ambulance if they weren’t actually in danger of death. I badly damaged my knee and begged everyone not to call an ambulance. Ambulances are incredibly expensive.

bacterimoose

Bacteriasaurus.

Let me Ask Jeeves.

I bet he navigates to his email via Alta Vista.

It links to Angelfire and he still updates his MySpace top 8.

The biggest crime of all is that Pence used an AOL email account after the turn of the century. Did he also use Geocities to build Indiana.gov?

Doesn’t seem like a good bet. You could do basically three things: teach and run your own research program; work for a private entity that does contract work, or work for the feds.

Also: tacos are NOT sandwiches.

ETA- House seat not Senate (realized I mis-typed after it was too late to edit—grrr. Still of equally huge importance though!)

Republicans are acting like politics is some hip new burrito shop that they want to keep secret from everyone else. Then everyone found out about these dope ass burritos, even helping each other locate the burritos. Now they will try anything to keep their beloved secret shop from being flooded with hungry patrons.…