No joke, I’ll be at work attending a racial equity workshop while eating pie purchased from a woman owned bakery.

All the comments here are like “but it’s raw!” “What do they do with the raw meat?” “They better cook that meat!”

The real question is; Why isn’t it a thing EVERYWHERE?

There are not enough stars.

Jesus impaling your leg on a Soulcycle.

I completely understand why someone wouldn’t call an ambulance if they weren’t actually in danger of death. I badly damaged my knee and begged everyone not to call an ambulance. Ambulances are incredibly expensive.

bacterimoose

Bacteriasaurus.

Let me Ask Jeeves.

I bet he navigates to his email via Alta Vista.

It links to Angelfire and he still updates his MySpace top 8.

The biggest crime of all is that Pence used an AOL email account after the turn of the century. Did he also use Geocities to build Indiana.gov?

Uh, excuse me, I think you meant to call it the Gump.

Why would you post a picture of Return to Oz without the MOOSE COUCH????

We already got a horror movie set in that universe. It’s called Return to Oz. I get chills up my spine just thinking about it.

Doesn’t seem like a good bet. You could do basically three things: teach and run your own research program; work for a private entity that does contract work, or work for the feds.

It is funnier. :)

Also: tacos are NOT sandwiches.