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Thank goodness. Nordstrom, while crazy expensive, is one of the only places I can reliably find decent, non-frumpy, well-made plus size clothes and bras.

Sorry, way too much rain for me to ever move there.

If they are aware of it, and haven’t used it, it often means they just can’t find a good spot for it in a strip.

As a former worker of Nordstrom, I say fuck yeah!!

The part where he said “bad hombres” again and while talking to Peña Nieto is one of those things that both sounds like it should be reason to think it’s made up but also sounds exactly like it’s something that is not remotely unbelievable at all.

Hey now. He also took some phone time to threaten Mexico with war.

Nyet

And I’m starring all the pictures of dogs and cats that I can!

My boy Frank’s was a shelter dog, and now I’m his human.

Well if we are just using this as an excuse to post pictures of our dogs.

Whats even more bizarre about this is that Fredrick Douglass is one of like, 6 black people who you learn about in public school (along with Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, MLK, Chrispus Attucks and Dred Scott). Most 8th graders could probably tell you that Douglass isnt exactly a contemporary figure.

um the kitties don’t NEED accessories. they WANT them. because they are infinitely more stylish than doggos.

I got both of my dogs from the local shelter. They have their quirks, but scientifically speaking: they are both good dogs.

I have rewritten the US Constitution. You can all thank me later.

Weird coincidence bc I’m pretty sure that’s Mike Pence’s Grindr handle...

As a former military kid, this makes me furious. I moved schools, lived in dumps, moved every few years (or year!) and left friends behind my whole life. His son and wife can move to a fucking palace FOR FREE and move schools ONE TIME. Seriously, people make this sacrifice for the government. They can too.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Surely the Cars world is the aftermath of an uprising of sentient autonomous vehicles where they have destroyed humanity and taken its place. The vestigial human-oriented elements of the cars, the doors, mirrors, windows etc, are simply that—atavistic structures, non-functioning throwbacks (or functioning in new

Meh. I prefer to think of Cars as a direct sequel to Maximum Overdrive. Presumably the machines kept evolving personalities while some remnant of humanity was herded into lightless underground camps to work as assembly slaves. The machines obviously despise organic life and everything else larger than an insect was

Is it even POSSIBLE to be more ironic than a conservative Raiders fan trying to talk down to people?