I have rewritten the US Constitution. You can all thank me later.

Weird coincidence bc I’m pretty sure that’s Mike Pence’s Grindr handle...

As a former military kid, this makes me furious. I moved schools, lived in dumps, moved every few years (or year!) and left friends behind my whole life. His son and wife can move to a fucking palace FOR FREE and move schools ONE TIME. Seriously, people make this sacrifice for the government. They can too.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Surely the Cars world is the aftermath of an uprising of sentient autonomous vehicles where they have destroyed humanity and taken its place. The vestigial human-oriented elements of the cars, the doors, mirrors, windows etc, are simply that—atavistic structures, non-functioning throwbacks (or functioning in new…

Meh. I prefer to think of Cars as a direct sequel to Maximum Overdrive. Presumably the machines kept evolving personalities while some remnant of humanity was herded into lightless underground camps to work as assembly slaves. The machines obviously despise organic life and everything else larger than an insect was…

California Republicans

Is it even POSSIBLE to be more ironic than a conservative Raiders fan trying to talk down to people?

The White House statement says she betrayed the DOJ and is an Obama appointee and “weak” on immigration. It reads like Trump on Twitter. Also, someone just updated Sally Yates’ wikipedia page to describe her as a god damn American Hero. (I concur).

The most interesting thing about the movie politically IMO (and this is true for a couple other politically charge G’ movies as well) is we get to see what it’s like to be a U.S. ally thats grown disillusioned by the large role that the United States plays in their lives. I liked that the movie’s hopeful ending…

Flip page signs

If people wanted to vote for Bernie so badly, then why did so many more Democrats vote against him? He lost. He lost in vote totals, delegate totals, and any other measure you want to name. What he did do was, he held onto the publicity ladder like grim death and continued to make people like you resent the Party’s…

I mean, the number of third-party votes in many swing states outnumbered the votes with which the Imperial Wizard “won” those states, but don’t let actual facts interfere with your self-righteous disdain.

Sniveling? Really?

Not even if you consider there were multiple protests this week alone.

For those of you in San Diego, a protest is scheduled for 5:00 pm at the airport. 

Ah, gotcha. I was ahead of myself.

People act like California is some leech when we are providing the rest of the country with federal tax dollars and using that water for food. Excuse me if I take offense to dismissing California as some deadbeat state that just bums water off other states. We do a lot for the country. We pull our weight.

Let’s focus on how awesome it was that Socks would just ride around like that.

Also worth noting is the psychotic furniture arrangement.

We ain’t taking this lying down,