That is a noteworthy accomplishment.

I can’t stand chalk. the feeling of it on my hands makes me shudder.

I find this to be an unpopular opinion among my largely 35-50 year old friends, but goddam I love my e-reader and I don’t care who knows it. It has that nice e-ink thing so it looks just like a novel. I can carry a kajillion books in one tiny package. It remembers what page I was on. I needed a third book in a trilogy…

I hope her hair molds itself into an exact copy of Donald’s and his hair unfurls into an exact copy of her platinum head-straw weeds and both of their arms fall off and they are both stuck like that forever.

Agreed, let’s not forget about the NUMBER ONE priority here.

At the end of the day, I’m just willing to not have trump with the nukes right now.

““Having discussed that issue at some length, that does not sound like something I said or intended to say,” Sessions replied.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Wow dude. Let me know if you think he’s being “dramatic” the next time you have a deeply symbolic job for 60 years and are fired via email

If only there were a way to show idiots what forced breeding feels like.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

He also took millions in down payments from Southern California retirees - at the peak of the Great Recession - for a high rise condo project that never got built on Rosarito Beach.

My cat tore his ACL once at the same time as my boss tore hers skiing. He obviously looked way cuter all laid up. See below for reference:

🎵🎶 How do you measure, measure 4 years? How about uuuugggggghhhhh 🎵🎶

my dad told me stories of people on the internet, leaving a pair of pennies in the comment sections of various blogs.

It’s probably like chatbot conversations, which takes from human online interactions and learns from humans talking to it. It saying that it’s human is usually the first indication that it works that way, because humans ask it that question and it learns how humans answer that question, and so answers it the same way.

A Black woman getting her PhD several centuries ago is a show I’d watch.

True story: I wore multiple dragon-fly shaped pins in my hair at once. I may have been wearing foam platform sandles at the time. Forgive me!

Her character really stepped the fuck up when the other sister died. I love when they gave her the power to blow shit up.

Holly Marie Combs totally carried that show

Dollhouse is worth it for Enver Gjokaj alone. (even if I do have to resort to google every time I need to spell his last name...)