Like I haven’t already turned off all the security things that would prevent me from downloading my beloved sketchy indie games. Ha! Live fast and keep backups.

I bet they got to go through all the verses of “What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor”.

It ain’t like that in San Diego, I can tell you that for sure. Issa vs. Applegate wasn’t the only time we had to wait literal weeks for a result.

A lot of y’all are convinced that kids’ll eat gross food after one or two missed meals, but I can tell you that I 100% got myself to doctors-are-concerned underweight by being a tiny stubborn ass with a mom who thinks salt doesn’t exist.

Prop 13. Prop 13 is a THING.

I saw some thing on Twitter that the problem was that people were scrolling the button when the machine was showing the wrong screen but. You dumb fucks. That is not user error. That is your machine is shit error. Wait let me find the tweet so we can be mad at it together…

Okay, both of you are wrong here. California is infamously slow on counting votes, and our close races both definitely exist and take FOREVER.

I’ve only been a pedestrian in Chicago and I couldn’t see any dang reason for people to be honking a good 60% of the time.

A “Hollywood stop” is another term used in California.

Tbh, I did not realize it was a theme week.

I once saw someone talk about how they wanted to run a snowplow over protestors, but sure, piracy’s evil too.

It sounds like it’s similar to Calpico/Calpis, which is easier to find (at least in California).

Yeah, non-Mormon Californians don’t remember Utah exists until it’s time for a vacation.

There are nonzero numbers of people who will look at even a broken bone and not take their kid to the doctor. And in at least one state it’s legal.

Oh, specific millenials! Yeah, I thought you were talking about the pivot-to-video fuckery, which bugged the crap out of me.

And if this was Rancho Santa Fe, there wouldn’t even have been the “apology” email part.

San Diegan.

Millenials don’t love getting info through videos, Facebook lied about that.

Please stop.

By “other parts of the Southwest to get in spats with” I meant completely down to ruined wasteland. At which point it’s admittedly more of a refugee situation.