Sic the Wilis on him for that subpar sidestep, Gisele!

I use canned no-salt tomatoes all the time; they’re great too! …I then add a bunch of salt to them of course, but it’s my own damn measurement of salt.

You’re confusing volume ounces with mass ounces.

My dude, I drink triple IPAs and black coffee from gas stations and licorice with ammonium chloride and legitimately enjoy kale.

If for some ungodly reason nothing actually tasty is available, Bud (or Bud Light) is a perfectly acceptable. It’s not what you would call delicious, but it’s a perfectly nice, clean, kind of apple-y beverage to have with food or just while hanging around with friends.

Dammit Baberaham, take a compliment! You are impressive!

I’m with you on the klutz team.

I hate how events that the US isn’t good in get hardly any or even no TV coverage, no matter how entertaining to watch.

Fencing is the shit! It needs to get cool in the US. Doing fencing in PE would’ve been the coolest thing, even if the armor would inevitably be smelly.

The breaking of the Gothic Line was also a heck of a thing. Would have beautiful scenery.

we can never go back

Votes in the Senate are kind of important, my dude.

I’m not sure why you’ve got so much skepticism about “Greekless” schools when the list of entire countries without a “Greek” system is “most of them” and includes actual Greece.

It’s not like alcohol prohibition or abstinence, where forbidding the thing is like damming a river with toothpicks. There are plenty of schools right here and now in the US where “Greek life” is nigh or completely absent and no one gives a shit.

Nice. I used to wish I had a scythe while dealing with that monster. No idea if it would actually be easier or not, but while picking crabgrass out of the gears it sure was a tempting thought.

Riding mower doesn’t count.

I 100% believe that this is about things like lawn clippings and tree roots, and anyone who finds it unbelievable isn’t acquainted with suburbia.

Hawking.

Additional note: the only election in San Diego County is the Measure A one in Poway. If you’re in San Diego County but not in Poway, you’re good.