Mathematically, places tend towards having fewer surnames. Like China’s had family names forever, which is why there are so many Lees, but Japan has much more variety because people just looked around and picked themselves random names not too long ago.

Hippies mostly just picked random plants or Tolkien characters.

I recommend you either improve your understanding of probability or avoid casinos.

I HAD TO LOOK THAT UP BUT THAT LOOKS FUCKING TASTY

DAMMIT, GARLIC DESERVES TO STAND IN THE SPOTLIGHT SOMETIMES

I swear there are some good non-spicy salsas! If you ever see La Salsa Chilena, pounce on that shit, it’s amazing. I basically just use chips as spoons for that stuff.

Even on regular single-abandoned-building scale you can see plants just completely take over shit.

Give it like three decades.

For context (context being that people love to make fun of Asian names), my first thought on reading this was “how quick can I find the Ho Lee Fuk joke someone has already made?” annnnnd it came up on the first page of my search.

One day…

With bad lighting, nothing for scale and no visible head, I think there’s just not enough information to guess. It’s got really keeled scales, is all I can say.

You. Can. Afford. Glasses. That. Fit.

Dreams are weird. I infinitely prefer boring dreams where I wake up and make chocolate milk to, for instance, that one where I got stabbed in the stomach and it hurt like anything. Like, a really astonishing amount of pain. Fuck that.

I’ve never held a dream grudge, but once I had a dream about eating my phone (it was like eating one of those vanilla wafer sandwich things, but a little crunchier) and spent the whole day wanting to eat my phone…

This article has some speculation.

Dammit, you beat me by one minute.

CAN dogs look up? It is a question for the ages. Or not:

There’s a weirdly addictive edutainment phone game called Survive! Mola mola!

Sorry to sidetrack, but look at that amazing dog. Mr. Texas Shirt Trump supporter does not deserve a dog that amazing.

Californians.