I tried to star you and it didn’t work. Just know that I starred you in my heart, which is what is truly important.

Unsafe construction is something we all need to worry about (in California). The Big One is inevitable and ever-looming.

Usually they can at least spell IQ right, though. I mean, it’s two letters.

This is horrible news. I hope that, whatever happens, he experiences minimal suffering.

That would make George Clooney the second cast member of Return of the Killer Tomatoes to hold political office.

Eh, we survived the turn of the 20th century. Now that was an increase in spiritualism.

I was going to say that increasingly-implausible defenses at 3 in the morning never help people look better, but to be honest you did accidentally imply you eat your own poop in that first post, so…defend away.

Sad real thing > sad fictional thing

I deeply question your choice of examples to contrast with “only be used once.”

Our DARE officer visit quickly turned from “and I’ll use this balloon to show you what self esteem is” into “storytime about the time a guy stole a tank and rampaged through the city,” which was pretty awesome.

I approve of the headline the LA Times gave this business:

Suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that there’s that stupid on the left, too, even if it’s not how my city went. San Diego was against it for GOP-style blah blah blah government interference blah blah blah reasons. Started fluoridation when the area turned more purple.

There are also exceptions from dumbass Republican cities that didn’t put fluoride in their water.

GO FOR IIIIIIIIIIT.

There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their…

And I bet people look at you like you have four heads if you say “hella.”

We are definitely that low.

“The I-5"—bah to that!

Boysenberry apple crumb.

Sylar ate an entire pie once, but I think he was just hungry.