Someone tell me that production has a Caesar’s Palace joke in it somewhere.

You can actually get kits of the Jansen walker things! This guy shoved one of the kits together with a hamster ball, creating gif magic and a very confused cat.

…kinda, yeah.

Here is a cat gif I enjoy sharing with people:

I love assembling IKEA furniture! It’s like carpentry where all the hard parts are done for you. Hammer some shit, screw some shit in, and bam! You have made furniture.

WUT.

*pat* *pat*

Yes! I mean, “calls 911 for broken air conditioner” sounds silly, but that was easily a life-threatening situation. That’s why cities have things like “cool zones” where people can get out of the heat.

I don’t get it. All I see’s a theta. What’s your angle, here?

Sweet potato and kabocha tempura exist in that very rare spot where if you mistake one for the other you don’t care because both are delicious.

It was preeeeeeeetty big, so you probably have just forgotten in the interim! It was a decade and a half ago, after all.

The flagpole prayers, we had those too! And mandatory pep rallies. There was a hole in the fence people would escape through, though, and just sneak back after it was over.

2002 was the year the RB High Vice Principal made the girls going to prom show her their underwear so she could check that they weren’t violating the no-thong rule.

Fraser and Hazelwood are what I remember from high school journalism.

The main reason to marry an engineer, I figure, is that you’ll probably get a 3d printer out of it.

There are flocks in Rancho Palos Verdes and La Cañada Flintridge, too.

Sidetrack: I’m Team Children’s Pool for Seals, myself. As a former kid: kids love watching seals way over yet another beach.

Even absent feeding, people are always trying to get up waaaaaaaay too close to seals and sea lions. Actually pulling people into the water might be rare, but bites aren’t.

sometimes i star myself