“In a fair world, assholes like him would be shunned and cast out.”

Yeah, Jesus. The comments on this post are completely insufferable.

I agree Mike could have used “brutal” instead and that he didn’t meant to use it as synonym of “uncivilized”;  I myself would have used “savage” because that is the word I use for, say, “a merciless beating” (e.g. “una golpiza salvaje”, paraphrasing) as a description of that GIF.

Counterpoint: nah.

How did I end up on Jezebel?

It’s AB testing, pretty common in mobile games. They’re just seeing what people will pay for.

I replayed it and laughed.

Haha. Perfect. I joined a game today in which we were attacking in Hollywood with a Hanzo, Ana and Widowmaker. I was absolutely shocked that we didn’t get the payload to the finish.

Finally, something WORTH guarding.

Yeah, it’s a bit like those people who run around in an RPG and kill every NPC that they can.
I mean, you CAN do it, doesn’t mean you are usually encouraged to do so.
In a game where the more you kill the more negative the ending becomes, it’s actually more the opposite for most people.

No wonder that has come up in a…

I wouldn’t wanna work at Blizzard, most of all on Overwatch. Probably can’t take a piss without someone getting offended about it.

Turns out the guns were the friends we made along the way.

*points at head*

Playing Street Fighter 2 on the Switch: Cool!

Guns don’t kill people—a meticulous strategy involving supers, melee attacks, and lots of grenades kills people.

Ascendant Hive be damned. Becoming one with your inner punchbro is the true end for a Guardian.

I feel like TF2 is going to be the Ultima Online to Overwatch’s WoW.

BC2 was a pretty epic game as a whole.

wait, what? I’ve been playing Street Fighter for decades and I never heard anyone ever mention Alex possibly being gay. That thread is the first I’ve heard of it.

Eagle, though, he’s definitely gay.