What the hell kind of pub is this? Also where can I find it?

“The best part of waking up is 2 girls and 1 cup”

Many people are saying that. Great people. The best people. 

It’s an industry wank-fest used as an excuse to show commercials. Lighten up, Francis.

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

No one cares about your boner

Drake doesn’t want to date Kylie because he’s busy grooming Billie Eilish and Millie Bobby Brown ><

Why is everything white?

That, she is as stupid as a sackful of brass doorknobs, and literally thinks public education is the bane of society while never actually attending it once in her life.

Looks like somebody forgot to put the transmission in Bark.

I’m loving Jezebel’s sports coverage.

I would love to have the massive self confidence that it takes to lie so blatantly and then be so completely unrepentant when caught. Or maybe it’s self delusion. Either way, I bet on a day to day basis she has less anxiety and depression than I do.

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Where as literal corporate bootlickers like yourself will accept anything and beg for more.

And people like you can never get enough of the boot down your throat while licking it.

How could it be good enough when it is so transparently disingenuous? It sounds like you think Blizzard did nothing wrong here and don’t deserve any outrage at all. It would be good enough for everyone if they just totally reversed the ban and said sorry. The fact that any penalty at all is still in place is a…

Doing the right thing immediately > doing the right thing eventually with a real apology > doing the wrong thing with a bullshit apology > doing the wrong thing and not giving a fuck

He didn’t actually apologize for what they did wrong, though.  In fact, I don’t even think he knows what they did wrong.