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Or unless you eat menudo, which is the delicious dish in the picture (and the world’s only true, authentic, effective hangover cure)...

First they came for the Eggos, and I cried not, “Leggo!”

“Tell me America... how many lights do you see?”

Simple geometry.

And those are the people that The Dems supposedly didn’t reach out to in this election? Exactly how the fuck was Hillary Clinton supposed to reach those willfully ignorant maniacs?

nah

this is what watching game of thrones does to people.

As a Pats’ fan, I hate that anyone on the New England Patriots might support this hate-fueled, orange demagogue, but then I remember that most owners and coaches of sports franchises are horrible, horrible assholes. Except you, Cuban. You’re all right.

I bet the protester’s head exploded when he was able to unironically say, “Thanks Obama!”

Look, if someone will just call up Sean Hannity and ask him. We used to discuss who my favorite foreign leader was. Call up Sean Hannity, go on, call him up.

Did someone say, “rando dipshit former governor who hoped to swindle some sweet donor cash and get a small Q rating bum...?”

You’d think he’d have the wit to at least try and move the goal posts to not current and throw out Churchill.

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

#notallbikers

Very disrespectful to the military.

You paid the price so that others (me) could learn something new.

Well this just makes me look stupid, thanks Samer

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.