Good thing he taped it, his coworkers at the dollar store wouldn’t have believed him.

If I think of another, I’ll call you on my cell.

And the worst comment of this article goes to...

Shit, son.

I’m not going to take a side either way, but I believe the reasoning, however appropriate or flawed you may deem it to be, is that the cosplayer has agency, whereas the fictional character does not.

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

What sort of fresh hell is this?

I’ve talked to some of my work acquaintances about it (I don’t really have any friends) and they always end up telling me I should just cheat.

If you stand to wipe, you are one of those motherfuckers that gets shit on the walls, the fixtures, everywhere in public restrooms. Keep the sewage in the bowl you filthy animals!

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

I suspect it’s because you’re not a sociopath.

>DRM hurts consumers

I think that’s the thing for me. If you’re a broke teenager, and you pirate, I won’t really hold it against you, because, hell, I grew up in the age of Napster and remember how Napster enabled me to discover music outside of anything I’d ever listened to before and broadened my horizons. And I pirated games because I…

This guy is my new favorite player.

I got my holographic Charizard from a straight up random pack of cards. It was amazing. I didn’t have to trade for it or anything. I remember the moment, I was in the back seat of my grandfather’s car. It was a Wednesday.... what I’m saying I think is I get this guy.

My most-wanted “battle fantasy” in SWBF? A decent singleplayer campaign.

While I mostly agree with your suggestion of wearing whatever feels comfortable, I have one argument: Socks. Don’t wear cotton socks, wear some sort of synthetic fabric designed to wick moisture from your feet. This has been a game changer for me. Cotton that is damp from sweat causes more fiction and thereby causes…

I don’t think us humans can understand the plight of half-human, half-robots as marginalized members of our society.

Is like renting but without paying a dime....

Pretty well done. I would’ve repeated words multiple times for emphasis. Then a few sentences that begin but don’t end before the next one starts. Then, you need a lot of ‘I mean, really...’ Keep it up!