Please tell me that the article and the entire comments section is one elaborate April Fool’s prank. No way people actually stand to wipe. How have I never encountered this at work or other communal bathrooms? C’mon, you would know if someone in the stall next to you is standing up.

Well there’s the disconnect. I don’t think being a dick is really that much fun, and being mean isn’t either. And ruining other people’s enjoyment? Well that just doesn’t appeal to me at all. I cannot wrap my brain around why doing that would appeal to someone. But different strokes, I s’pose.

To be fair, I want to like the Steam controller. Really. But in South Park Stick of Truth, the trackpad isn’t all that good at creating the farts and in Trine, it doesn’t really work for controlling the wizard’s cursor.

effing A. Sorry, but the trackpad in games that are expecting another analog stick is a nightmare. I bought an Xbox controller just because I was so tired of it.

SSB is the one game that I just can’t grok. I can’t perform cancels and the other stuff in Street Fighter, but I can understand them. SSB just seems like button mashing chaos but it seems like there’s SO much actual nuance to it.

What should I wear? Running shoes.

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A truly competitive player shouldn’t base their success on matchmaking ranks, but on the skills they’ve learned and the top tier opponents they’ve legimately beaten.

the half-sentient rotting Halloween pumpkin running for president.

this made my day better. Thank you.

He’s bowled through the GOP like a urine-hued, gold-plated whirlwind,

The only thing missing is an applause from the crowd.

Ezra Klein did a video of how awful Trump is and while all accurate, I couldn’t help but think “this is using logic to argue against an illogical candidate.” The appropriate response is:

To be fair, he’s been polling got around 35% across Iowa, NH, Nevada and SC. Assuming the country is split down the middle, at 50/50 Ds/Rs, that means really that only 17% of the country - around 1 in 6 people - actually support Trump.

I know, the whole point of that book is that it’s stupid to blindly refuse to try something...

Have we gotten to the point where article titles need to be SO hyperbolic that we’re combining synonyms for “destroy?” Really?

Except isn’t the premise of SAO that the users are trapped in the VR world? No thanks.

Is that a doll?! Because if so that is some serious uncanny valley $#!+. Creepy AF.

Ya know, there’s plenty to hate Hitler for. Do we really need to dick shame him?

3:45:34, ... It is incredibly mediocre.