@jabber: you forgot options B) or C) of the statute, buddy. Satisfy ANY of these and it's criminal, including enough times in 180 days to total over $1000 in retail sales:

@GizAtWork: No correction necessary. Get a dictionary.

@Zelyre: What a Joker you are.

@jabber: Copyright infringement is criminal if over a certain number of incidents.

@Tudza White: and yet your Jesus would not be using a perfectly legitimate word.

@GAZamataz: Bingo. I was going to say oatmeal or raisin bran, but yeah. This.

And lets not forget to thank others for the millions of hours of painful footage of people failing on a regular basis to successfully do any of these.

@Celladore: From what I understand, for transsexuals it's more an issue of not feeling like your body is right. It's not just that they like certain clothes or a particular sex, it's that they look at themselves in the mirror and feel that their bodies are just plain wrong for who they are, and no amount of clothes…

@ConfederateRokr: Seconded.

@not_a_virus.exe.vbs: No, I don't. That's one of the beauties of being narcissistic.

@Badlands99: Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

@Tweeks: Sorry man, that sucks, but it sounds like they couldn't have been that good of a friends if you really lost them over facebook posts.

@not_a_virus.exe.vbs: I don't get this. How is Facebook an obligation? I check it when I check it, and, frankly, being quite narcissistic, I tend not to look at anyone else's profile other than occasionally reading through the stream on my homepage.

Nice pic of the t68i circa 2002.

@auricom: I always knew the Russian military was a bunch of blowhards

I was reminded of this when I recently took a trip from Boston to Syracuse via some desolate parts of upstate NY. Desolate, but beautiful at night.

@EBone: Honestly, that was my only complaint. That's arguably the most important part of all three movies - except maybe Vader's redemption - and it shoulda been in there.

@hawkeye18: I see what you did there at the end. Nice.

@photoplex: Oh I wasn't knocking him. I never got on the Gnarls Barkley wagon when Crazy was out but then a month ago I heard Smiley Faces and Going On and immediately bought both albums. Good stuff - I've been missing out.

@rathat: I'm guessing it's the brazen use of a simple phrase like "fuck you." It's something most people have thought at one point for lack of a better come back and identify with at a base, visceral level.