Yabbut, bottle-flipping?

2:25 mark instantly reminded me of Skip-It and the many years of broken shins and bloodshed.

“OH DON’T WORRY DAUGHTER, I’M ONLY FEELING A LITTLE STABBY!”

When did slime switch from a “boy” thing to a “girl” thing?

Me too. I am on a search and destroy mission for this shit in my classroom.

PREACH. I found a Tupperware bowl of it upside down on my kitchen floor today, lid askew. It’s made of glue and can dry like glue too. I find it everywhere. There was a congealed glob clogging up our kitchen sink yesterday and the bathroom sink handles were coated in dried on slime today. It’s gone on so long! Someone…

My daughter messes with this shit sometimes and it is the bane of my existence. “Oh mom don’t worry it doesn’t get on anything!” she says, and then days later I’m taking a fuzzy comforter to the dry cleaners after this dumbass slime has taken up residence all over it.

This just appeared in yesterday’s Boston Globe Magazine about meeting the inspiration for the play:

How was Allison Janney?

Just wanted to say, jinni, that you are a very thoughtful and compassionate person and a treasure in these comments sections.

Barron looks tall for his age. I hope Melania is miserable and they place poor Barron in a boarding school. The less he has to do with his family, the better.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Also, Comey didn’t so much “fuck over Hilary” as “do his damn job.” It’s the same reason Trump didn’t like him: he was going to do his job, which wasn’t to be on Trump’s side any more than Hilary’s. He even addressed this at his hearing today.

I worried for a second before posting that it might be misinterpreted.

Shut up already. Damn!

You can disagree with being a dick

Plenty of schools have a dress code for the teachers, too.

You’re wrong. Uniforms do more good than harm, and expression in school should be channeled into something more productive than what brand of fucking t-shirt you’re wearing.

As someone who grew up in uniforms (PreK-12, at different schools), I’m going to have to side with uniforms. We always found other ways to express ourselves, and I to this day will tell anyone who will listen that learning which rules you can bend and which you can break is an important “soft skill”. Uniforms are a…

I’m not sure telling someone to “shut your ass up” is productive, also I had a uniform and turned out fine.