Good. People have given me shit for years because I’ve maintained that The KLF (along with their engineer, Mark “Spike” Stent), actually created something new, different, and groundbreaking in amongst all the weirdness. Perhaps now they’ll get a proper revisit from the elite.

I LOVE Borax. I can also recommend the Mrs. Meyers line of cleaning products. The closest to old-school I get in my house is Clorox Wipes. (When I hired my current housecleaner, she mopped all my floors with Fabuloso. I couldn’t breathe when I came home. She now uses a great product by Biokleen, not only at my house…

I actually bested her: I went on Amazon and bought some essential oils (lavender and eucalyptus). When I do the vinegar/baking soda clean (toilets and garbage disposal, mostly), I add a drop or two of the oils (just a drop or two—a little goes a long way). That way, I get the cleaning power of the acetic acid and…

I’m feeling the same thing—and I drive a 2014 Allroad, which I absolutely love. Is this worth $10K more than my Allroad?

I’ll send her by! She teaches me about all the cheap-and-cheerful ways to clean. I love it.

My mom, who is 77, recently came to my house for Christmas (I hosted the whole family) and showed up with a gallon of white vinegar and a box of baking soda for all the cleaning.

Me too. In fact, I’m due for some new pillows this weekend!

I have a literal pipeline to the CEO of Energy Transfer Partners. You can bet he’ll be hearing from me personally.

I have a friend who is a personal assistant for a major Hollywood actor. She has worked for this actor for 25 years, and they couldn’t pay her enough. The amount of work she does—particularly scheduling work, which always happens at the last minute—is insane. She spends weeks away from home traveling with her client…

Finding Nemo is lovely. It isn’t Wall•E, but it’s lovely.

Confession time: I haven’t seen Finding Dory yet.

Of course! How could I forget Tiffany?

Grab ‘em by the Pussy: The Donald Trump Story
A Lifetime Original Movie

The head of ETP was on NPR a few months ago before the election, and he was nearly giddy at the prospect of Trump.

Timberlake’s song was written by Max Martin, who has written every song ever recorded by anyone over the last fifteen years or so. Here’s a list of A-C only from his Wikipedia entry:

And I think it’s just unbelievably frustrating when you’re continually told, “It’s not big enough...”

I think that my state, Connecticut, is pushing to do the same.

I just want
Anybody else
And when I think about you
I punch myself

That’s a brilliant idea!

Quincy Jones is a pioneering producer and musician who began his career in jazz. While his early jazz records were wonderful and are definitely worth your time, he came into his own in the late 1970s and early 1980s as a producer. The band he initially put together is the band that played on the song I posted above;…