“When asked about Cook in an interview aired today on FOX News, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich questioned the characterization of Cook as a ‘crazy-ass motherfucker,’ arguing that ‘I’m sick and tired of people like you using language that’s inflammatory and not true.’”

Is that like a LiveJournal, but the opposite?

Is that shade, do you think? SOMEONE FIND KARA!

A buddy of mine worked on Enema of the State, filling in when another professional quit, and said that working with the late Jerry Finn on the record was one of the most rewarding professional accomplishments of his career.

What’s your spiritual name? Everyone needs a spiritual name, according to my cousin, who lives in northern California and doesn’t have a job.

I’m so sorry. My mom moved to New York in 1959 to attend nursing school. To make money, she modeled and worked at a temp agency. The stories she’s told me make me sick to my stomach.

I tweeted the Hulu support guys a few weeks ago to ask why the O.J. American Crime Story was no longer available to stream. Their response was that they didn’t own the licensing rights to it. I replied that how is that possible, because FOX is a part-owner of Hulu, and I guess I don’t understand CORPORATE AMERICA…

This is great. I love a good key change—and so does Babyface, who wrote a hell of a lot of those songs.

Here’s my scary story:

Vintage R&T makes me so happy.

Believe me: if it was 1991, and I was 12, and I didn’t have the internet, and I had to choose between masturbating to the sex scenes in Ken Follett novels or “Fifty Shades of Gray,” you can bet that I would’ve chosen the latter six days a week and three to five times on Sunday.

It’s always...Frankenberry?

This photo gallery is fascinating. I’ve never read Bugliosi’s book, but I’d like to.

The summers I was in college, I babysat for a boy who co-slept in his mother’s bed through seventh grade. I finally sat down with the mother, after it became clear he was going through puberty, to tell her that I thought he needed his own room. She fought me.

From the Politico piece that someone posted above:

I’ve never seen the doc, but I will check it out. Thanks.

On a semi-related note: what the fuck is going on with his signature? Do any amateur handwriting analysts want to weigh in?

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I watched Audrie & Daisy* last night on Netflix. At the end of the film, during an interview with one of the perpetrators, the filmmakers ask him what he learned from the experience of being arrested and convicted of the crime of rape. This was his response: “Girls, they gossip...and you know, guys are more laid back…