Nothing Trump does or says would surprise me anymore—even if he decides to employ Franklin in his stump speeches.

I’m sure The Timelords don’t like Trump, either.

Back in 1989, my grandfather ordered two Allantes: one for him and one for my step-grandmother. (He always ordered two of each car whenever they were due for new wheels, which I found weird at the time but find oddly endearing now.)

I’m going to put in a plug for an Allroad. I’ve had one since June of ‘14, and it’s a fantastic car.

Oh, also: here’s a picture of Atias. He is not, as I had initially assumed, Jamaican—he’s from California.

Speaking of which, have you ever heard Elan Atias’s stunning cover of “Slave to Love” (with Gwen Stefani, which is weird but whatever)?

To me, this was Curt’s finest hour. It’s a song that still gives me chills after all these years.

I’m trying to get you guys out of the grays, but it isn’t working! KINJA, YOU’RE LIKE A BAD “MAD WORLD” COVER!

Screw these covers. Screw them all.

I’m disappointed they didn’t use this.

Me too. Don't know what I did!

Because a red means “STOP,” green means “GO”
Sitting high, riding low

Actually, with those glasses and that hat, I probably couldn’t have picked him out of a crowd. Good disguise, Sir Patrick!

I’m not a huge Joe Jackson fan—I wish he was about 7% better—but “It’s Different for Girls” is my favorite of his tracks.

I like Maggie’s track. It’s Kate Bush-ian.

Of course, my favorite Pharrell moment is “S-DOUBLE YOU-S-V-S-S-DOUBLE YOU-DOUBLE V-YOU,” so what do I know?

I took two after having my wisdom teeth out and then promptly took the rest of the bottle to the police station for disposal. I hated the way it made me feel.

She could finally do a Michael Bolton cover, which, frankly, has been a dream of mine since I first heard Ms. Swift’s music.

My dad was the staff physician at Lime Rock for most of the 1970s and 1980s. There is nothing scarier than a crash like this.

I just pulled up the Q7, a car with an IIHS “Good” rating (actually, a “Good+”).