“We’re also banning ... whatever’s going on with Waluigi.”

I’m sorry, but you can’t feature characters like Wario and then turn away patrons who might be a little heavy, ugly, or horrendously flatulent.

embarrassing take. being embarrassed by another persons body is so absurd.

Any larger and it gets difficult for Lakitu to lift the carts and return them to the raceway.

Depends on how much graphics and animations matter to you. The gameplay of course is also a bit more clunky in the original and the Remake has some QoL improvements, but nothing major the original has aged well everything considered. The original Dead Space on PC has to be played with a controller, the mouse input is…

It’s still weird to me that, due to the nature of how Goldeneye is being released on each system, the Nintendo version has online play but the Xbox version does not.

If the performance was good it wouldn’t be reliving the original experience😂

Until they develop a time machine and convince Warner of the 1940s that it would be better for tax reasons not to release Casablanca and other classic films.

Comedians In Cars Getting Injured

Two! Two vampire movies starring Nicholas Hoult! Ah ah ah ah.

I think the only acceptable choice is Chris Pratt playing both Rick and Morty, using his normal voice for both. 

The Switch was not “a generation behind” at launch, it was built up with perfectly serviceable mobile hardware for the moment. Only flagship iPhones/Android phones had faster stuff at the time.

He may be a piece of shit or whatever, but he was that show.

“Aw geez, Rick, this cancel culture stuff sure is out of control these days, huh? It’s getting so you can’t even beat and imprison a woman anymore. Like you used to, you used to uh, you know you used to be able to hit on 13 year old girls on the internet and no one made a big deal about it. And these days? Everyone…

Let me be the millionth person (surely) to call attention to the irony of the name of the studio. Wow. 

That’s good because I’m going into battle and i need your strongest potions

You’re not understanding the point then.

Not having sales(and having the price at 30 instead 29.99) is just them being upfront about the minimum they’ll take and always taking that minimum. I used to work for a company that did the same thing, no sales ever, which meant that people would never feel like they missed a…

Robot: “Huh?” ❓ ... “Just a box.”

Overpaid corporate executives can never fail. They can only be failed.