i am not good enough

I mean, I think it’s fair to say this is a shitty practice that’s pretty common and it’s ALSO shitty that Nintendo does it.

Contract and perma-contract agencies are a complete racket. They exist solely to give corporations the arm’s-length status necessary to undercut workplace regulations. They’re infrastructure for abusive office cultures.

More like CNN-minus, amIright?

Why is it when worker productivity has grown 59.7% since 1979, median worker wages have only grown 15.8%? Because there aren’t enough strong unions around to say “Hold on! Where’s our fair share of the extra profits?”

It’s definitely not “Miller Time” at Warner Brothers!

based on what exactly? Or are you just throwing around baseless assumptions? 

It’s okay, we all make mistakes we regret later in life.

Found the kool aid drinker.

See, at one point I tried to get up the elevator but he followed me onto it. I pulled the lever to send it back down, and he did fall down the hole, but the bastard survived! That taught me to pay attention to enemy deaths more carefully. I only later managed to kill him by running down a bridge to the left of his…

Why would anyone want to skip the true climax of the game?

You’re right. You should stop looking at these articles.

Hopefully it will!

The words no longer have any meaning whatsoever

The audience at home should win things just for watching.

“Why are people not completing these NPC quest lines?”, publishers fret as NPCs teleport to random, obscure spots on the map dependent on unexplained world state changes or dialogue remaining.

Its worse because the dlc cost $100,000 was touted as an investment and doesn’t exist anymore.

Not much of an investment if your return is a random trash car in a game you didn't ask for

Poor Blaidd is an absolute bro as well

I love the notion that the world’s greatest master of gravity magic was felled by the most basic of gravity magic. Like “hah! So what if you can powerslide on a tiny pony and halt the goddamn stars in the sky? I can throw A ROCK!"