HOLY SHIT TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN’S BACK!!!

Something tells me that ‘goreror’ won’t catch on.

People act like the Wii was a great system but the only games I remember really loving on it were No More Heroes 1 and 2. I didn’t dislike the console, but it was extremely disappointing with a lack of really great first party titles and full of shovelware. The Wii U is objectively better but everyone acts like it’s…

Gentlemen, you can’t fight here. This is the war room.

When your mom was pregnant with you, she thought you were a fad and would go away in 6 months. I guess it didn’t work out that way.

“If people like AVGN don’t want to be called sexist, they might consider going after all hollywood sequels, not just the ones starring women.”

*5 seconds on Google later*

What a shit response. By your logic everyone is free of any critizism cus omg way to make fun of someones job.

As do you. I mean. you can’t even count to 4.

Grow a spine.

Saying something is “bad” now needs a spoiler warning.

Very obviously his caribouty.

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

once sempai puts his hearing aid in, i hope he notices me.

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

You could always just put your smaller Ant-Man in the microwave. Won’t grow, but will give you something else to worry about.

Ladies and gentlemen, this guy right here.

I wish modern joypads all had JOYPAD written on the front. The number of times I’ve been playing my video games only to realise I’m holding something, and I’ll look down and think to myself “what is this thing?”