forget the knife fight, are they keeping the giant Ramon Salazar mech that chases Leon through a moat???

dang, it looks rough. However, I still bought it due to the fact that the Mexican eShop priced it incorrectly, selling it at $24 pesos (or a little over a dollar) for several hours.

but I wish their games would give me anything to admire or empathize within these men.

On the other hand, I want to know if there are really freaks who drink beer in the shower.

I got a papercut on a very sensible place.

it’s hilariously sad to see tech bros trying to be creative with AI art. Like, you have this tool and the best you can come up with is “live-action adaptation of popular game”?

okay, let me just make a very serious scientific survey. Kotaku commentariat, would you rather:

the entire city of New York was isekai’d to the Mushroom kingdom.

not if you consider the Yoshi’s Island canon.

this movie is clearly an isekai, right?

“There’s a lot that we learned from this experience, and it’s not changed our future plans or outlook moving forward regarding doing live service games at all,” he said.

the future gets darker by the minute.

I’m so sad for the people who had to deal with your gigantic imbecility IRL. 

gotta love a good foreshadowing.

ah, I get what you say. I still enjoy (is that the right word?) the open world of NMH, tho. I wouldn’t call it satire, per se, but also an illustration of how Travis has a dogshit boring life outside the fights.

the main difference being that anal beads are actually enjoyable.

a delight from beginning to end.

I think that satire, to a point, has to be uncomfortable to be effective, or otherwise you risk the message to get lost. That’s why Aerosmith *hates* This is Spınal Tap for example.

is this the Kotaku article with the most mentions of anal beads? Or which was it?