to be fair, the one who came up with that was Michael Crichton.

I don’t think surveillance is the primary purpose of them, tho.

A couple of sources told Kotaku that QA workers would have their breaks timed or sometimes even be followed into the restrooms by non-management employees described by one source as “chronic snitches.” According to them, these otherwise normal testers, designated as “coordinators,” did not have a real title or pay…

things always change in marketing planning, man.

I would stockpile pirated roms from here to 2030 to avoid all nonsense.

“...and then we tell a 12 year old to kill himself.”

hmmm I’m not sure if actual sharks are involved in the game, although that might be a spoiler.

I’m excited for it, which is weird because I didn’t bother with Fallen Kingdom at all. Pretty sure it’s because they finally have a feathered dino.

I just want to add that my girlfriend refused to believe the main character’s name was actually Michael Morbius. She was so convinced that it was a joke similar to Jimothy Eldenring or Kyle Halo, it was great.

the best take.

ah man, that video gets it right: naming it after a specific name can cripple the development of a genre. And yeah, I don’t have a better name, but it should be short and form a nice acronym, like FPS or RPG.

if anything, I hope the success of Elden Ring diversifies the (terribly named) “soulsborne” genre the same way roguelikes did. A silly-looking crab game seems like a step in the right direction, I hope it’s good. 

I don’t know man, on the rare chance that I have to mention the dude, I always have to describe him as the son of Dr. Evil from Austin Powers for people to place him.

well, congrats, Seth Green. You made me laugh.

“We believe that an important decision that will impact the entire Raven Software studio of roughly 350 people should not be made by 19 Raven employees.”

dang, man, at hour 200 I was ready to move on haha. But maybe that’s because the last third of the game kinda sucks. I didn’t enjoy a lot of the plot-critical stuff after Leyndell, and I think that diminished my enjoyment of some of the optional areas.

yeah, exactly! There’s tons of things I thing would add to the experience (the Staff Only thing also popped-up in my mind, and why are my engineers riding my tours???) that I just endure because I like building my own Jurassic Park.

oh, I didn’t meant to imply that JWE2 was a bad game. I’m enjoying it very much, but I’m also willing to  overlook some stuff (like technical issues, under-explained mechanics and some odd choices in how you can develop your park) because is Jurassic Park.

as a newcomer to the service (I got my first ever Xbox machine back in March), I’m still a little ambivalent about Game Pass. On one hand, it reminded me of the old “200 channels and nothing to watch” joke about cable TV; the catalogue offered me tons of things, but very little that particularly interests me, although…

Ugly Sonic, voiced by comedian Tim Robinson