I love how the PS1 Spider-Man game had a story around “New York is being pumped with evil gas” to justify it.

“That holiday, however, did not apply to top-level execs.”

getting together after four decades is some sitcom-ass shit.

the fact that they are willing to cut the price in half to reach sales expectations speaks volumes. It’s not even about profit, isn’t? It’s the ego of some coked-out executive overpromising sales to get a bonus, and fuck everything that stands in the way.

i’ll make it worse:

as someone pointed out in Twitter, the logo is very MMA-like. You maye be onto something.

I also love to get into comments sections while high. Keeps me humble.

“I want Chrono Trigger and I can bring you the briefcase full of cash”

everyone is expecting Microsoft to clean Activion’s messes, so it’s definitely something to be aware of.

yeah, but alongside all the controversies, ActiBizz also has a treasure trove of IPs that are worth the toxicity (from Call of Duty to World of Warcraft and everything in between), while Ubisoft has, like, 4 generic open world franchises and 6 GaaS shooters, half of them licensed (the Tom Clancy stuff).

“why nobody wants to buy us? I mean, we make the most insipid, unispired videogame-adjacent sludge in the business, while also being more toxic than a Chernobyl whorehouse owned by the Mafia, and also NFTs!

I’m a huge wuss when it comes to tinkering with my consoles, but its the time to bite the bullet, I think.

dude, I beg you, please stop being pathetic and have some dignity.

announcing a “cinematic universe” (pfffft) before you even have a director for your movie is dooming it to absolute failure, isn’t?

Limes are also crazy expensive right now because the cartels have been taking over fields to grow marijuana and stuff.

I mean, it doesn’t seem very difficult to fool the crowd that invented a “Switch Pro” out of thin air.

yeah, I think it’s time to tell the NYT to go fuck itself. It was nice to have two Wordle puzzles per day, but I’ll do the spanish one only.

Hole-verse.

as a native Spanish speaker, I love the name “HoYoverse” so so very much.

that tokimeki review is awesome, I watched it in a single sitting lol.