Remind your partner that your last name means just as much to you as his does to him, and that just because this is one more way society places men before women, you aren’t going to be continuing that nonsense (I mean, come the fuck on, women sacrifice so. incredibly. much. to carry a child in ther bodies and then to…

My wife had a similar strategy to the engagement chicken. She made spaghetti carbonara back when we were still dating, and my veins have been too clogged with cholesterol to consider going anywhere ever since.

Partner stretching to force flexibility is a legitimate training technique (albeit probably not the best one!). It is very common in Mongolian contortion training for example. However, done correctly, the person applying force respects the verbal, tactile, and visual feedback about limits. If a person being stretched…

Oh Fuck off. I don’t let pervy old men ruin my sport. Are we banning dance, beach volleyball and gymnastics while we are at it?

Um, no. Competitive cheerleading is quite an activity. Very dynamic, physically demanding, and choreographed. More like group gymnastics combined with dance as compared to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders you’re thinking of. Being cheerleaders at the football game (And I was a football player) was probably only…

Don’t talk about things of which you’re completely ignorant. It’s unbecoming.

Should we insist that notable figures such as Loretta Lynch, Marshawn Lynch, David Lynch, and Jane Lynch change their last names?

Srsly. People think I’m weird that I don’t care about infants. I don’t have that OMG AWWWW LEMME HOLD UHHBOOBOOBOO UHHBOOBOOBOO AWWWWWW reaction when I see them. Kids are only cool once personality starts coming through.

I’m willing to bet my effective tax rate is higher than hers.

goddamn you white snowflakes whine about everything

What this woman said was dumb. DUMB dumb dumb. It was tone deaf, didn’t really make a salient point, and I don’t know if it could even be held up as an example of “self proclaimed ally does stupid shit”, because she utterly failed to address the reality of the situation. Not to mention that this isn’t the time to talk…

You are allowed to talk about anything you want. If you are a decent person, you won’t talk exclusively about yourself unless you are talking to your mom or your therapist.

For anyone out there who is a fan of RuPauls Drag Race, there was an episode where resident contradictory judge Michelle Visage got owned by Carson Kressley: “Be you, but don’t be you. Give us less, but more.”

I am literally here for this comment section.

So white silence is white violence but speaking up is also offensive. Totally makes sense.

...How is describing a thing that happened racist? We aren’t sitting around railing at those eeeevil Chinese tourists, it’s just anecdotes about dumb behavior. What’s to be gained by never speaking about individuals from other races in even the most lightly negative sense, at all, ever?

I mean, there is so much here, it’s hard to even figure out what to begin with. Leaving aside the blatant stereotyping, what is the lesson of this? Is this how nurses are supposed to interact with patients based on the patient’s perceived ethnicity?? Haha, this is so ridiculous!

I find it hard to trust women who don’t have female friends. I would be miserable without my girlfriends. Female friendships are important for mental health.

Truth. I’m a professional bikini waxer, have been for 10 years. Nothing grates on me more than a woman says, “why would you want all the hair gone? I don’t want to look like a 12 year old” Ugh. Ladies. You are grown-ass women. Not having pubic hair does not take away from you being and looking like a grown-ass woman.…

As a lifetime hair remover, nothing bugs me more than being condescendingly lectured by other women that my partners are child molesters (“Oh my god! When it’s shaved, that’s how KIDS look! Why does he want to fuck a kid though?!”). Surprise: there are other secondary sexual characteristics besides hair that…