Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

Easy. Sonics over bulls in 96 finals.

As my dad said about the 2001 series: if we root for the Yankees, the terrorists will have won.

If you read enough sports blogs you know when a good take is coming. It will name drop jocks from at least three sports. It will have parallel sentence structure. It will end with a swear word and an exclamation point. Fuck, yeah!

Awh, you gonna cry lil cry baby? Ignore this comment guys, this guy is definitely not cool

Well apparently people can’t dislike Radiohead without being dipshits about it either.

Sale sells strikeout slider, strikes swinging swatter simultaneously.

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The comments section is where Gawker writers learn about their topics

You’re a hero for mentioning this performance :)

Livingston’s doctor, I presume?

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

This is literally the next moment when I checked the number of shots he took.

Shitty taste? That Sonics team had GP at his peak, the Reign Man, Detlef, and George Karl in pure WTF mode. That Sonics team was fun, entertaining as hell, and loaded with charisma. That team was just joy on a basketball court.

Your company is called Gawker, and you constantly cross-post articles across the various URLs. To me, Deadspin/Jezebel/Jalopnik/Gawker are simply URLs part of the Gawker company. So my comment is that seemingly every URL part of the Gawker network seemed to go bonkers with excitement over the mediocre Ghostbusters…

Fascinated that Gawker found the Ghostbusters trailer to be amazing, while are indifferent to this one. This looks fantastic and I’m honestly more excited for this than I was for The Force Awakens.