And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife.

This. This is not the working man’s wife.

I’m thinking you are still flattering yourself.

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

Nahh, he just really wanted to get his phone so he could spin pokestops and check on that rumor of a rhyhorn nest in the area.

BE SHAMED SIR BRAD, FOR NONE HAVE THE POSTURE NOR STATUS TO QUESTION THE STRENGTH OF THESE FINE HERO MEN, FOR THEIR EFFORTS ARE FOREVER RECORDED AND THEIR COURAGE PROVEN FOR ALL TIME TO COME.

Digging these “My Bike” love letters, keep’em coming Lanesplitter.

When are we just going to be done with all this non-sense and simply charge based on total weight of what you put on the plane? Have a “volume” max that can go in cabin and an overall total weight per ticket if that is what it takes but I’m so tired of all the crap charges for this & that.

0.000001%’ers you mean... If you make more than $32,400 a year, you’re technically “in the 1%”...

Because it doesn’t take taste or class to become rich. Most of the classy tasteful rich people stay under the radar so we don’t see much of them, while the tasteless and boorish ones love to parade their terrible sense of style all over the place.

at the *very* least, contribute as much as required to get their match. That’s literally free money that you then earn compound interest on.

Not only that, but he claimed that it had the 2nd best tv show intro.-everyone knows the Rockford Files theme is number one...followed distantly by The Greatest American Hero.

it isn’t fake, but I’m skeptical of it working as suggested. I don’t believe you can hypnotize someone to lose memories or else we’d be using it all the time to forget things.

I agree. For years I pirated BBC shows, because there was no fucking way to view them in the United States. And I felt absolutely zero remorse about that.

I care, but when studios don’t pay attention to the market and release their product in a restricted manner, I feel a whole lot less sympathetic about it. I’d be fine paying a bit for a product I want to see, but I’m not going to go get an whole HBO subscription for GoT which is the only place I can find it legally. I…

No, because I don’t think it makes enough of a dent in their bottom line, because it’s their own fault for not learning from napster, and because I hate them for their bullshit PR angle of acting like it takes money from camera men when really the only people it impacts once movies have been released are the studios,…

I bought a Wrangler Unlimited simply because the top came off and it was practical ... 4 door with adequate storage and 4x4 for snow & mud. The decision was between a fun 4 door SUV that rode a bit rough or a comfortable one that was boring.

I was planning a slow cooker mulled wine last weekend to sip while watching football. Then it got up to 70 degrees so I dropped back to cold beer instead. I am nothing if not adaptable.

They lock maternity wards down so tight now, it’s crazy. My kid was an hour old and had on a proximity alarm, three bar codes that corresponded to me, and a microchip. No exaggeration. And my hospital required babies to room in with the parents.