Laughably pointless.

Ehh. It’s porn. Way too long of an article for it being about Porn. I got finished about 90 seconds into the read.

Shoes left on the floor everywhere and every light in the house on.
Oh my dear lord what I would give to have a way to get my family (including my wife!) to flip a light switch when they walk out of a room. *sigh*

He’s just on vacation from the NY sewers. No biggie. He’ll return home soon enough. Those damn turtles were just getting on his last nerve and he needed a break.

And women should have one for batshyte crazy or not. Default is of course BSC.

The only problem with your response (besides that it doesn’t have enough stars because... Jez) is that it is far too mildly stated.

Yeah I agree with you on this with the noted exception of wanting to play older games. Sometimes I worry about those. To this day I still play Master of Magic and Diablo 2 for example. I have gone back and played the original couple of Fallouts. All of that can be had from online versions (GoG for example). But that…

Bwahahaha!

Wish I could give this more stars....

Another one that doesn’t read the article.

Really? Did you read the article?

Yeah.. mine would just want the pointer so they could play with it. Picking up would never happen.

Peter Parker says “Yes!”.

and if you have trouble getting to sleep when you’re too hot or TWO cold, it could be a sound investment.

and if you have trouble getting to sleep when you’re too hot or TWO cold, it could be a sound investment.

Not a fan of deforestation but Coco water is wonderful. Dilemmas...

Funding the purchase of guns - No.

I’d rather figure out how to get 7-11s in the US to stock the shelves with more things as found in 7is in Japan!

Some of the instant ramen you can get there. *sigh* a couple dollars there, $7 - $12 to have it shipped here. ;’(

Buy a dog and pretend it’s a cat. The only way. 

Would LOVE to have some of the old greats and a place to keep them - Adams Family, Twilight Zone, Theatre of Magic... Toss in a Discs of Tron and I’d have a happy place to waste hours and hours.

Really? You wanna fuss if you DON’T have kids and you’re talking about retirement planning?? It’s nothing except easier for you! And you do the same thing as if you have kids basically.