“Bernie gets to be that perceived perfect girl you never dated, you didn’t find out how she farts in her sleep.”

You doubt someone who has spent his entire career in the whitest, most liberal state in the nation could have done worse?

Yes. I doubt it. The strength Clinton had over Bernie during the primary was that, while Bernie was full of piss and vinegar at the sorry state of the ever amorphous “establishment,” Clinton was strong on policy fundamentals. She had more ideas, and more details for how they could work, than Bernie did at any point…

Nobody cares about the socialist label

They went heavily for Trump because of their fear of shifting demographics. Bernie has plenty of baggage, but the Clinton campaign was smart enough not to drag it out into the open and alienate his supporters because she was well-aware that she would need them. A Jewist, self-proclaimed socialist, who can’t speak…

Bernie looks good because the Republicans never got to have their way with him.

And those hypothetical gains would totally have been offset by apathy among minorities and hardcore Dems who feel little or no connection, let alone antipathy to Bernie. Take your hypotheticals down the road because no one cares what Bernie bros have to say anymore as they didn’t want to play on the Democratic team…

ha ha ha - oh man. that is funny. you think a bunch of coal miners in pennslvania would have chosen a jew from vermont as their savior over the orange racist that is a rural white man’s wet dream? Good one. I needed a laugh.

“Nobody cares about the socialist label”???? These people have been “slandering” Obama with the “socialist label” for years.

I’d pump my breaks on the certainty that a big government self-described socialist Jewish guy would have just cakewalked his way to an election victory by stealing the votes of people who have been told there whole lives that government is the problem, not the solution and that they can blame welfare queens for their…

Look at our President Elect. It’s the fucking 1950's.

Yes, I for one, seriously fucking doubt that white men in the rust belt had any intention of voting for a Jewish Socialist.

I can believe it! Because she DOES NOT GIVE UP. She does the homework. She keeps working and does not back down. She’s a mashup of Hermoine Granger and the Terminator. She is made of far sterner stuff than you or I, who would’ve been bitchslapping Trump instead of the opening handshake at the first debate.

Mrs. Clinton quoted Jay Z. “Jay memorably said something we should all recall: Rosa Parks sat so Martin Luther could walk and Martin Luther walked so Barack Obama could run and Barack Obama ran so all the children could fly,” she said.

No sperm age as well. It’s a myth that eggs are responsible for most birth defects, but it’s easier to blame women for anything wrong with a child because they carry the fetus.

Well, in his defense, tortoises have a lifespan of 150 years, so he is relatively younger.

oh wow i didn’t even factor that in. i now have to come up with a totally different makeup look...

Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”

That Tammy Duckworth clip is my favorite thing of this election season. She could have responded so many ways. She could have asked him what he was doing when she was in Iraq landing a Blackhawk with a giant RPG hole in the bottom with no legs and one arm smashed to pulp, but she didn’t say shit. She just let the…

It can’t be pointed out frequently enough that the most experience Jill Stein has had in government has been representing one of the wealthiest, whitest towns in Massachusetts in its Town Meeting. Going from that to the presidency is like jumping from kindergarten to university.