I guess those sad lefies just need to somehow amend the Constitution to create a parliamentary system of government here. But until they do that, they should stop pouting and live in reality and vote for the best of the two major candidates.

That is in countries that actually want to get shit done, not ours where only extremism is rewarded.

It can’t be pointed out frequently enough that the most experience Jill Stein has had in government has been representing one of the wealthiest, whitest towns in Massachusetts in its Town Meeting. Going from that to the presidency is like jumping from kindergarten to university.

My town has a Russian (with other Eastern European countries mixed in) supermarket. They sell some of the best cakes I’ve ever seen. Most of their stuff is pretty great, though I’m not sure what some of their products actually are.

I should note that Harper’s Baazar missed a real opportunity to pose Gwyneth at the actual best grocery store in Brooklyn, The Food Baazar.

Aren’t all grocery stores lacking in something? I go to one place for produce, another for non-ingestables like t.p. and paper towels, the butcher for meats, and yet another place for toiletries. Am I doing it wrong or just overly picky?

My parents decided it was a good idea to go to see The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover with me in the theatre. I was 11.

there actually is more to this, and its actually way worse, though really, mostly for me, and its related to the timeline.

I had a friend move in with me ostensibly because she decided not to buy a house that she was leasing with an option. When she moved out of my house (some 2+ years later) I found a letter from a real estate company saying that she had voided her house sitting arrangement by failing to keep the house in a showable…

I found my mom’s diaphragm. I used to play with it. It wasn’t until years later I discovered what it really.

I don’t even know how to process this information.

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

My parents having sex on the floor of the living room when I was a kid. They don’t know I saw them. It was late at night about 30 years ago, I was supposed to be asleep, and I can still picture it like it was yesterday. I remember thinking “you will never unsee this.” And I was right.

Reminds me of a creepy encounter I had as I was leaving CVS a few years ago. It was so odd I just had to do a u-turn, following the “rabbit” inside the pharmacy to take photos.

It’s a good way to make people keep their distance. If you bought two seats you can’t guarantee some asshole isn’t going to insist on taking one of them, but if you plop a creepy doll in there you are guaranteed that people back off.

I kinda think them “moving the docs” might be part of the FBI’s python game; like they’re faking it to get fsociety to execute plan b so they can pounce...

Humid east coast heat is a hell of a lot different than dry heat, or even Houston “humid” heat, and everyone’s circumstances are different. Your suit wearing in houston has nothing to do with someone else’s suit and kevlar body armor wearing across the country. Criticizing someone, ANYONE, for overheating (and I’d…

It was definitely hotter than 75 in Lower Manhattan today. It’s humid as well. In that area, it always feels hotter. I was raised in South Carolina so I know heat. I was running an errand near the 9-11 memorial the other day, and I was sweating like a hog after 15 minutes. Now that we know she is battling pneumonia,…

Forecasts and actual temperatures are different things.