He does ads for a flooring dealership in Atlanta now. I’d love to see Red Mantle and Dragoon arch him at the 50 Floors. 

My Observations -

So... does anyone else think Dr. Mrs. The Monarch might be pregnant? She’s been having mood swings, she threw up after Novia left, and Blind Rage commented that her boobs were bigger but that she wasn’t on her period. 

Which makes a lot more sense than “The Terminus Moderate”

Oh god, that’s just...ugh. I’d rather Jonas was just a man-slut instead of diabolically using women for his science experiments. Not that I’d put it past him, but...guh.

But don’t worry, there’s 9 containers of Fat Free Cream Cheese to spread on it.

Worse, the snack tray has only one poppy seed bagel!

They tried to do The Cosby Show without Cosby, of course, but all they could come up with was a half-hour shot of a pile of sweaters in somebody’s living room.

I’d also hope if they do this, that they stop making Jackie an idiot. I don’t remember being so wacky in the original.

The best idea, and I believe I heard it hear in these comments earlier in the week, is to simply plug Wanda Sykes into the Rosanne role and carry on as if nothing has changed at all.

Call it Jackie!

How friggin hard is it: Dan wakes up in bed next to Roseann dead from a cerebral hemorrhage. Rename show The Conners.

Buried in all the discourse on Roseanne’s being a dipshit bigot is the fact that her show WAS NEVER ANY FUCKING GOOD TO BEGIN WITH! HOW THE FUCK DID THIS PIG GET FAMOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?

Rick Wilson to the rescue!

Have ABC forget the whole idea, pay big fat settlements to the cast and crew to atone for their mega-fuckup for getting entangled with a poisonous racist and this whole sordid ordeal disappears into the mists of time.

The Connors move to Boston and take over a bar and its eccentric customers.

Her character chokes on a ham sandwich in the series premier and the rest of the cast goes on

My bet is they will bring it back, new name and such... Buuuut will pay off Barry to keep her name out of the credits.

Just throw Danny DeVito in there to take her spot and go on like nothing happened.