Radioactive Man #1

I guess a boxcar is more romantic than a 53ft domestic shipping container. Though far less efficient and secure.

I'm guessing they ran out of money.

I found his insecure and intolerant baseball fandom at odds with his last true liberal schtick.

The Rick Perry effect. Slapping on a pair of eyeglasses doesn't improve IQ.

I thought he was still on that Al Gore network.

The ESPN business plan is to get every cable subscriber to pay an insane premium for live sports they don't watch. The jabbering monkeys are immaterial.

He may no longer perform with them, but I believe he still holds a share of Eagles LLC or whatever the fuck holding company Azoff set up for them.

I liked the B-17 sequence, otherwise I'd rather watch that Laloux movie for retro midnight movie night.

It's gotta be worse for anyone working in sci-fi & fantasy tit illustration. The loss of prog-rock albums covers alone…

I started to type something snarky, but decided to check the website first. Maybe it had reinvented itself for the online age like cracked.

That makes sense.

It was no Naperville Rib Fest-

How do you tank a carnival? Find some portable rides of sketchy provenance, slap on some minimal theming, and cram the help into crappy costumes. Done.

Van Damme is the number two man in the corporation. He'll soon have an army of street thug minions.

There are a lot of character parallel bits.

As long as there is a wise-cracking Chihuahua side-kick with a Latino accent and a heart of gold - I'M IN!

It's always hot as fuck - and not in the good way.

I have a Jerry Garcia tie and saw them in the mid-eighties.

Goddamned middlemen.