I'm walking away from them as fast as the furniture arrangement of the space will allow me to.

A. Who the fuck are Clayton Kershaw and Kawhii Leonard?

I fail to see how a team that has qualified for every World Cup since '90, and gotten out of group half the time, is in anyway an underdog.

Sooo… Michelle Wie's ass and legs apparently did something or other this weekend.

IMAX is a brand.

Hey now - I'm pretty sure I saw Harry Hamlin's mug flash by.

Sims 2 Charnel house. Throw down some rugs, invite everyone for a party, light off the rocket….

AHHHHH!!!!…. AHHHH!!!!…. AHHHHH!!!!
LOOK UPON ME!
I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!
I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!
I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!
I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

American history in the second half of the 20th century? Leaded gasoline explains a lot.

I thought you were getting a new costume?

Someone over at WB is trolling the village idiot.

HELP has been clearly asking for, and hanging on in a dead relationship in order to land a three-way. As a result, his girlfriend is passive-aggressively acting out with girls. This isn't going to change her creepy boyfriend. She should dump him.

The ratings are terrible.

So she's the Troy McClure of country music, right?

How you can tell this is a gimmick account - the real Adam Sandler would have asked: Why not just make the movee by having me and my friends stand around and make poo poo jokes

Stupid Costas, and his stupid, pointless baseball anecdotes.

The other side of that is seeing Nicky as a predator.

I think that's the point. In the US we pushed a large population out of state run mental health facilities and into the prison system. I'd argue most of this population needs some support to survive, but not full scale institutionalization whether it's in a mental health facility or a jail. But halfway houses are the…

I'm pretty sure he lost a bundle betting on his horse. Because that's what drunken jackasses with poor impulse control do.

That Quaker Oat eatin' MF'er is one dumb son of a bitch. Who buys a race horse without some consideration on the rules of race entry, and some basic grasp of parimutuel and how it relates to the business of running a track? It would be very, very bad for the industry if they started letting horses win in walkovers…