I was 10 or so at the height of the Barry years: Herman Moore, Rodney Pete, Mike Utley, etc. So I have fond family memories of those lions even though we were mediocre. We're a much better team now and I look forward to a season without Schwartz fucking things up. But I'm jaded with the Lions. We just sucked for too…

I hate sand.

I was in New Orleans for WrestleMania. The crowd went apeshit when Hogan mentioned that.

The best blogs and bloggers in the Gawker family were from the Tampa Bay Area, and mystery drunk.

Surprising, I would have pegged you as a Norm guy.

I have a fight-or-flight response to offseason NFL coverage. The NFL is overbearing enough during the actual season; to have that shit dominating local sports discussion in friggin' April is just too much.

I WAS IN JEANS, DIDN'T TIE MY SHOES, AND JOGGED OFF THE LINE; FUCK EVERYONE.

San Francisco, Seattle, Chicago, Philadelphia, Boston, etc. have been pretty much entirely run by Democrats for the last 50 years and they seem to be doing OK.

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Wayne."

thats not detroit, its about 30 minutes north, several cities away.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Wayne Fonts wearing pajamas on the 50-yard line. Barry taking 3 steps to the left, 4 to the right, and 5 back for every step forward. I've seen Scott Mitchell throw ducks under heavy pressure. All these memories will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. And good…

Put some kids in there with bows and arrows and have them play a game of killing each other, and the last survivor gets fed or something. We can televise the child murders and we'll call it the I Could Use Some Food Games

Fair theory.

I believe he's making a joke referencing the Stonewall Inn riot of 1969.

Bears-Packers would disagree about your first statement.

The saddest part is that Boston sports fans actually seem to believe that only their guys do this sort of stuff.

Because it's related to Boston Strong. Our guys take some pride in what's happened in Boston Strong

Tying your team to a tragedy that happened more than a year ago is cheap and makes everyone outside of Boston hate your team that much more. Plus, your tough guy shit has gotten beat two years in row by teams who are just more skilled.

I 'm loving the increase of hockey posts on Deadspin. But please, refrain from publishing anything written by Ryan Lambert. He is the worst.

the lack of appearance on the Dem side, plus the lack of turnout of those who do appear, compared the democrats' recent victories, seems to indicate, that either democrats don't do the internet (seems unlikely) or this survey is absolutely crap