I think if I'm a defense attorney in Austin I find a way to play this at every future trial this cock ever testifies in.

Is this how we (or our sister's cousin's roommate) make $60,000 a month from home?

You may live there but so do millions of others you can't speak for. Besides, who says 12 year olds don't count?

Country folk don't use Google?

Google says LeBron. Your gut says Drew Brees. I wonder which is more accurate.

West Virginia and Kentucky, take a bow. You literally just made me shit myself laughing.

God damn it, Michigan.

How about the charge/boarding on Smith early in the 1st? Surprise, surprise, no call there (again).

It's just funny to me...ironic, whatever...how you're entire reason for being seems to make it seem like everyone here are a bunch of babies when really, all you do is whine and cry. Although I guess I shouldn't set my standards for internet trolling so high. My error.

Oh, so it still has to do with being butthurt about the Giants somehow.

Why? Because fuck Boston.

"Blessed are the Easily Offended, for they shall find happiness in their self-righteousness."

"Nobody should be happy when my presence is felt."

"Thou shalt not impersonate me at an ice hockey match."

-Things Jesus didn't say.

Literally, no.

"Sigh, looks like I found a Garden worse than Gethsemene."

Thanks, I never thought I was an idiot.

Everyone piles on the "big Bad Bruins" because the team and its fans act like they're the virgins at a whorehouse.

it's not the "big, bad" bruins, it's the "dirty, pussy" bruins.

I did the same for our high school's Frosh team (9th grade). Was on the lane, ready to box out the free throw shooter's attempt. My coach spent the whole free throw screaming at me for something, across a silent gym. (There were a 100 people in the stands, but all I heard was him yelling at me in front of…

All right, a serious one.