I'm not really sure why a Pittsburgh fan would hate on Pierre /Regis. he and everyone on NBC have their tongues firmly inserted into that organization's asshole. well, they take turns on Crosby/the team, anyway.

I can only assume that as a cancer survivor from Pittsburgh, Cy is hoping if he complains enough the NHL will rig the lottery in his favor.

Ryan Smyth says "Goodbye", Ryan Malone says "Where's the coke?"

Ha! I'm a tigers fan and remember Curtis being one of the nicest dudes in baseball. Sorry you got mad because you relate to this mouth breather that can't restrain from touching things. You Fucking idiot.

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED???!!!

I need to stop reading this column. It's a weekly reminder that I live in filth, and unnecessarily.

I'd tell you all about the things we did "other than draw a paycheck etc. etc.," but legal would yell at me and some klaxons would go off at the IRS. But by all means, keep humping your assumptions. It seems absolutely necessary for you to demonstrate what a sorry lot of hypocrites we are.

No, Kitsch Blues is correct. What Lolo Jones said was far funnier than what any of these dumbass fans said. Are you one of these dumbass fans? (If so, my condolences. It must be difficult living with mental deficiencies.)

Not sure if you intended on saying this to me, but I"m not the one who wrote the letter. Still great advice though.

Yet, none of the "jokes" even come close to Lolo's. Just a lot of butthurt internet dwellers.

I never blamed her or expected anything from her, I never even heard of the friendzone back then. She was a great person and I was content with just being her friend, I'm just bummed because maybe we could have had something more if either of us had said something, we were both pretty shy people. (And of course she…

Srsly - Why didn't Lolo just Auto-Tune herself past that hurdle, then have the producers clean it up in post?

You can actually pinpoint the moment Sad Investor blew his chance. When Pineapple brought them both to coffee and then prematurely bounced...she was trying to give SI an opening. After walking Strawberry back to the dorm he should have followed up with a "Would you want to go to dinner this weekend" or something…

There is so, so much truth in the answer to the first question. The Friend-Zone is just an angry way of saying that someone doesn't want to sleep with you. And you know what? It's okay for someone to not want to sleep with you. In fact, it's the typical default: most people don't want to sleep with you! There are…

Pirates fans will start declaring themselves THE BEST FANS OF THE BASESBALL and I will want to murder all of them.

Except for a pretty large segment of America that was rooting for the "plucky underdog" Pirates last year.

Detroit has only gone bankrupt once. The Pittsburgh Penguins have gone bankrupt twice.

6) Fuck Sidney Crosby
7) Fuck NBC tonight in particular for their thoughts on that Nyquist exchange. Doc is normally better than that.

Gonna be a fun first round!

If Kumail Nanjiani's in a sketch, it's gonna be a classic.