"The spectacle that people like myself will create will be too big of a spectacle so fuck off. Why don't you faggots get that? Alleged murderers and rapists are totally fine though, not a distraction at all. Just wanna make it clear, I'm distracted by faggots and the idea of faggots parading around my favorite team's…

"The spectacle that people like myself will create will be too big of a spectacle so fuck off. Why don't you faggots get that?"

Can't wait for someone to invent chicken carbonara dip and get violently ill after leaving it out for a few hours. Some things aren't meant to be ingested in dip form.

Guy Fieri should never be used as an affirmative example to support an argument, at all, ever.

When I was growing up, black leather boots with bright red laces and your pants tucked into them usually meant you were a nazi skinhead.

Yeah, what the hell kind if Internet slap fighting is this? Have these guys ever even internetted before?

IIRC, it didn't end well for the Sabres the last time they played an OT game in the Stanley Cup. Something about being in the crease...

The fuck?

He lost me at "Any who"

Yeah, that guy is all reflex and muscle memory. And I bet he's in peak condition from all the practice he gets at family gatherings during the holidays.

Oooh Look at him scramble! {fap fap fap fap fap fap fap}

Nope, that's definitely from Taxi Driver. I don't even remember The Hustler having much of a score, at least during the matches. Those scenes didn't have any music, they were meant to be tense.

When I was watching the game earlier, "Florida" seemed like a perfectly reasonable explanation for it. No googling necessary.

I love how earnest this comment is, as if serving in the army has fuck-all to do with anything about this story. And more broadly, as if serving in the military has had fuck-all to do with "protecting freedom" since the end of WWII.

This. They need to spread some of the money they're saving around in that bullpen. They flat out will not and can not win a World Series with that bullpen.

It transitions from difficult to impossible to read right about the time you realize you just don't give enough of a shit about Rebecca Martinson to power through reading the whole thing. Amazingly, I made it all the way to about the 22nd or 23rd bullet point before remembering I don't care.

Hey, those skits aren't all that ol- Wow. Ten years, really? Fuck.

Especially when the guy is moving into her apartment. I hope the poor guy isn't operating under the misapprehension that because he's moving in with her that the apartment is now 50% his. It's not. He's just a glorified guest in her home and the only stuff of his that will be used anywhere in the apartment is the…

Still bullshit, humans aren't pack animals. They're humans.

Well that may or may not be true (I haven't read that anywhere but that doesn't really mean anything), what about the practice of sticking rookies with the tab for outrageously expensive dinners? The Vegas trip may be an isolated incident that's been misreported (or not) but what about sticking rookies with expensive…