Heh, I started Olsen this week too. I have Scott Chandler on my bench and he only does shit when I don't start him. I swear, Tony Gonzalez is the only TE left in the league you can bank on every week.

They haven't been a solid threat at TE for as long as I can remember, I don't know how they can NOT target him more, at least for awhile.

He just got his 3rd TD of the day and this time he did dance. Can't remember what they used to call it but I do remember people doing it in the early 90's.

A Wal Mart Wolverine acting like an asshole? SHOCKING.

A Wal Mart Wolverine acting like an asshole? SHOCKING.

Jim Leland is going to the bullpen for the bottom of the 9th because he is fucking insane.

Does the same weird shit on my iPhone. "THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!"

That's gotta be embarrassing.

Yup, and not only have they convinced themselves that they're great hockey fans, they've convinced themselves that they're ZOMG THE GREATEST HOCKEY FANS EVAH! If the Pirates manage to stay competitive for more than 2 seasons in a row, they'll pull the same shit even though the attendance numbers don't bear that out,…

Let me just say straight out that as a Tigers fan, I fucking hate the Cardinals. But you're last point is spot on, Pittsburgh fans are the worst. Not just in baseball, they pulled the same shit in the NHL when they got Crosby. Not a single one of them ever seem to remember that the Penguins were all set to move to KC…

I'm quite content with the job I have here and I'd rather shave my balls with a cheese grater than move to Texas should I ever find myself looking for employment.

Detroiter here, we sure as fuck don't like being compared to Houston too much either. Those people are animals.

Not to mention all the times you have a full section and you just happen to be the unlucky sap who's nearest to the phone when it rings and you have to answer it. So you stand there waiting for some clueless asshole to figure out what he wants while your tables are staring daggers at you and pointing at their drinks.…

I appreciate the response. Watched it and it appears to me to be identical, though condensed.

You keep nattering on about "look at the other video!" But you haven't produced a link. Link to it and maybe your point of view will make more sense to those of us unwashed masses who just watched this video and completely disagree with you. Link.

Like this?

My first instinct was to say why wouldn't they have an EpiPen already, how much could that possibly cost? Then I looked it up and Jebus those things are not cheap like 300 bucks. Why does literally every god damn stupid ass thing in this country even tangentially related to medical care cost so fucking much?

Aw, bless your heart.

It was a joke, lighten up.

So these are the dorks who weren't cool enough to be invited to the party and, as if that's not pathetic enough, they volunteered to clean up the shit the cool kids left all over the place? Not doing themselves any favors there.