@Chike Ujuagu: You have no idea.

This won't stop me from browsing your privates.

Imagine there's no Yoko.

@D.LYTE: I only want you to comment on-topic with the article.

@Alvin Mendez: What does this have to with Macaulay Culkin?

What this means is up to you.

And furthermore, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.

Sadness.

Damn, that's a lot of Symbians. Who knew?

@Charliehorse: Good post. I lose.

@spider2544: ha! I was thinking similarly.

Just when I thought sci-fi couldn't get more phallic ...

Let's switch feet. If I invented a device, say an attatchment for the iPhone that turned it into a Bluetooth-controlled toy airplane, included a representation of the iPhone in the patent application, and subsequently received said patent, what would Apple do?

Take care of the little brown dot, kid.

@jamescobalt: Try getting used to alt+tab and ctl+tab. It helps significantly.

Chrome has changed the way I use the internet. The more I learn about it, the more effective I become. Syncronizing extensions FTW.

Keep a rubber case on your Android phone, just in case you run into a hooker with an Eris.

So if God put a deathgrip on the antenna galaxy, would he lose reception?

I bet he sucks at Farmville.