"The flat backside means that the iPhone will no longer wobble when it's resting on a table."

@TheiPhoneDeveloper: You mean they charge for that?

@Realityism: Opens with a dishtowel and scrotum bouquet. On the palate, brings smoothness, not overly complex, and easy to lick. The flavors are Pasadena hobo with slight hints of Foxconn on the mid palate. The finish is a little sparky and fades nicely. This would complement a lawsuit very nicely. I would call people…

@Gators15: This is why I love Android with Gmail - not a single phone number on the SIM. It's all in the cloud and updates automatically across all my devices.

I'm saying that if a person is able to go through the pain of severing a limb to escape something, they should be able to through the pain of severing a piece of plastic around their dingaling for the same purpose.

@geowrian: People have amputated their own limbs to get out of a trap. Is this actually worse?

@greenhornetc13: A doctor isn't going to cast a magic spell to get it off. (OK, maybe 'get it off' is the wrong expression in this case.) He's going to use snips, and cut it right at the ring. Once the ring is broken, the teeth will release and it gets much easier from there.

@TBS Mulder: Fair enough... [hugs]

@Cochese: Animal friendly since 2005 :): Not that kind of Packers... the Green Bay kind.... But LOL

@TBS Mulder: You threw the first stone.

@Jordan10la: Don't make me explain it.

@elementary: This actually makes me want to come over to your house to play, right now.

@TBS Mulder: There is also a plural for 'dentist.'

"The only way to remove it is by seeing a doctor..."

I think Wisconsin farmers could use these to protect their herds from Packer fans.

@Zonky: Wow.

@James Marino: This.

I'm sure it's stuff like this that pisses them off.

So your wife does analog?

@Brak: your comment was a pain in the ass to read