If you're a frequent commenter on Kinja, you already belong to a doomsday cult.

So, $1 Billion, massive erosion of privacy and civil rights, and we managed to make the world better by... catching one guy. Good work FBI.

Yeah! I mean it's not like the government has ever abused its power. And all the laws ever put on the books have been 110% respectful of the human rights of individuals. And certainly, it's absolutely impossible that the government of tomorrow could be more oppressive than the government of today, because change never…

Time to start using avatars in all my profile photos and wear masks like these people

All's well that Orwells.

I don't know if it adds, resets, changes, or modifies what we know about stonehenge, but it definitely augments it.

They aren't concerned with people understanding what they are paying for. In fact that is counter-productive to their goal...which is for you to throw away cards with unused fare. I have two in my wallet right now because it is faster / easier to just buy a new card than to recharge one that you have.

Call me crazy, but I'd think an overwhelming majority of people bothering to read an article about the MTA and Metrocards will have used one. Or at least they'd expect the article to be aimed at people who do, since it's in the friggin' title.

I'm really surprised this article is presented just as a simple "here, do this to save money" instead of trying to raise awareness to what is a dirty practice, or pushing for change.

IDK if it adds to it or resets it but it certainly changes what we already know about Stonehenge.

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

Don't celebrate just yet, the legal system has **plenty** of time left to let this man walk away innocent on all charges.

I hope not. No matter the relationship status, beating anyone into a bloody pulp, threatening to rape them and talking about killing them should get the attacker throw into prison for a long time. But, then again, you never know with juries.

This guy is such a scumbag, and the grossest part about all this is there are a few people trying to start a movement that he acted in self defense and Christy attacked him while he was attacking the other guy.

Seriously, when Rob Leifeld can mock you on "dude, a human body doesn't look like that," it's bad.

"WE NEED TO PUT THIS GUY ON SOME SORT OF WATCH LIST IMMEDIATELY!"

I think that once you're wielding something that you yourself call "the Dark Side," you're kind of admitting that you're evil.

After reading about people shoving vodka-soaked tampons up their junk and making out with prolapsed assholes, some guys pissing in their own mouths is pretty much on the same level as going to the store for avocados and having them all be mushy for things that gross me out.

So it doesn't even get you high? Getting high is the only thing about stupid fads that sets us apart from the animals.

"It was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I've ever seen in my life."