"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

Don't celebrate just yet, the legal system has **plenty** of time left to let this man walk away innocent on all charges.

I hope not. No matter the relationship status, beating anyone into a bloody pulp, threatening to rape them and talking about killing them should get the attacker throw into prison for a long time. But, then again, you never know with juries.

This guy is such a scumbag, and the grossest part about all this is there are a few people trying to start a movement that he acted in self defense and Christy attacked him while he was attacking the other guy.

"WE NEED TO PUT THIS GUY ON SOME SORT OF WATCH LIST IMMEDIATELY!"

9. If I ever pointed out something about your face I didn't like and you never changed it.

1. If you ever said puppies are better than cats

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

This make me glad I don't play this game. Sounds awful.

So no movie can ever use burning buildings in posters again? It's not even clear that it's a NY building, there's just plain sky in the background. I'm not even getting into the date coincidence because being mad about that it's just stupid.
C'mon guys, it's been 13 years already.

It's arguably one of the better Simpsons episodes!

Oh please you're being overly literal. When people say "having a good relationship takes work" they don't mean its literally a job you have to just put up with.

It doesn't help his argument any that Column B is also his wife's dialogue during sex.

I really just need to start sending you my therapy bills, Mark.

Only idiots sold their PS3s to get a PS4, they both work perfectly fine sitting next to each other

I agree - I'm one of those people who used to get his best work, whether it was writing or music, done at night. I kind of miss it actually. :)

i find it interesting that Mozart worked at night. Sometimes when I make music in my spare time ( hobby that I'd love to be a job some day) working at night seems to have a different feel to allow for clearer thoughts as long as I can stay awake. Pretty cool.

After reading about people shoving vodka-soaked tampons up their junk and making out with prolapsed assholes, some guys pissing in their own mouths is pretty much on the same level as going to the store for avocados and having them all be mushy for things that gross me out.

So it doesn't even get you high? Getting high is the only thing about stupid fads that sets us apart from the animals.

"It was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I've ever seen in my life."