Mostly, I'm taken aback by the fact Aladdin is supposed to look like Tom Cruise. I watched that movie nearly every day for a few months when I was a kid, but now I'm feeling like movie's charm has changed for me. Noooooo.

Aw, you left out so many better cliches: you can't hug a child with nuclear arms! What if they gave a war and nobody came? It will be a great day when we have all the money we need for education and they have to have a bake sale to buy bombers. Coexist! Et cetera. The back of your Prius will look so un-hip with just…

This game really claws at your guts. It also emphasizes my belief that borders are arbitrary lines created by xenophobes and nationalists. Borders are just cruel and imply that if you're on the wrong side you're somehow less of a human being.

certainly the most analyzed sports gif of all time.