I can’t wait for the tweets from the pussy-grabber-in-chief.

The world we live in is that we’re shocked and encouraged that a child predator didn’t get elected to our Senate.

I shouldn’t have expectations so low that a person who prosecuted the KKK only narrowly beat an accused child molester, but you know what, this year has been terrible and goddamn it, I need this win.

I’m actually a little shook up and I don’t even live in Alabama. I’m also scared to believe it.

AMERICA IS SLIGHTLY LESS AWFUL AGAIN!

It’s a Hanukkah miracle.

I take back upwards of 4% of the bad things I said about Alabama in the past month.

Alabama proves not-irredeemable, by the slimmest of margins.

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Jake Tapper’s “are you fucking kidding me” expression is a thing of beauty. There was one clip—I think early this year—where he actually did a befuddled double take at something his interviewee said. (Might have been Kellyanne Conway.)

Gape mouthed, slow blinking stupidity. Welcome to Trump’s America. 

This is so wonderful. Two of my favorite creatives intersecting in a heartwarming story.

This is a genuinely great story about a man who has directed two of my favorite movies of all time (and Looper is pretty damn good, too). Beyond just the whole nice story, there’s also a good little lesson for the internet in this: Maybe don’t be an absolute asshole to every person who makes a small mistake.

Hahaha,…

For those of us who don’t live in Alabama and therefore cannot vote against Roy Moore but think that he and Donald Trump are scumbag rapists, maybe give us a break, huh?

So if Alabama votes a pedophile into office, can we vote Alabama out of the union? I mean that’s what they wanted in the first place right?

Sure, but it’s a reminder that all of the symbols of rugged male authenticity in American conservative politics — see also “Sheriff” Clarke’s stupid fucking hat and flair, or grifter Zinke’s upside-down fly rig — are bullshit.

That pic is FAKE because Trump is in much worse shape than that.

You have it all wrong. There’s a girl Roy likes and she wants a pony for Christmas.

Easy on the reigns Roy! Remember, horses are tough to control. Much tougher than say a teenage girl who is afraid of you.

If Leslie actually threw up on live television it would easily define 2017.